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mario

he needs his shrooms

mario needs his shrooms -_-

by aquarius_is_babtqftim July 2, 2022


mario

the best boyfriend i can ever had i llove him so much💓

“mario is the best!”

by el<333 July 26, 2021


Mario

A man who loves dark colors but lights up your life . Typically enjoys, and is quite good at, videos games. Believed to have been seen in his office looking at charts, focusing on his goals. Sexy af

Mario, come over here, please. Your being too cute and I need attention!

by Blabla49 November 21, 2021


mario

a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.

guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.

by pseudonyomi January 19, 2020


MARIO

MARIO

MARIO

by MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO February 14, 2022


Mario

This mf is the best person you will ever meet. Lowkey,just lowkey fruity 🤨 but hot <3

Hes hot. Very much yes.

S/o : ayo ,you know Mario??
S/o : oh yeah, the hottie over there 🤨??

by Archondeeznuts November 20, 2021


Mario

An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits

Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!

Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!

by seabohrium May 28, 2021