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A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?
A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
Matts Dick is mini
Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects
Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!
This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.
I don't want a Chad, I need a Matt Farley.
Where's Matt Farley, there's a car waiting for him.
An person that tends to be silent or annoyed most of the time and under 5”3
Damn he looks like a Matt bull
He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"