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Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.
(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
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TALK TO Men of Low Moral Fiber (pirates)
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when you searched up "cute feminine clothes for men" what were you trying to do?
Batman's super, more cool, hip dee dee hop, outrageous, better, more dudeful sidekick.
Where's batman?
Who cares, heres THE BAT OF ALL MEN!
No, that is a bat on a poster of a naked ma.. EUGHH!
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Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.
White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"
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Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
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are us men supposed to be insulted by this list?
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