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Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.
When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
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who controls the computer system wins election.
Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.
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Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!
"Stud muffin! i've got something to spice up our sex life, lets try a firey Mexican "
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The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt
I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.
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A sexual act in which one penetrates their partner's vagina with a full, frozen bottle of Corona.
After three hours in the freezer, I shoved that Corona up the bitch's snatch. She loves the chilly mexican.
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When someone is doing a job and they forget how it goes back together so they look at another one to see what it's supposed to look like when it's done.
He was putting the brakes back together on his car and he had to look at the mexican blueprint on the other side to see how it goes.
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A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....
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