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It is a woman with short arms.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud
"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"
The good type of mud on the right side of that one Walmart in St Augustine.
Bro I just stopped at Walmart and got that good mud!
When you take a slimy shit that slides right out of you.
Guy 1: We need to go.
Guy 2: Hold on. I need to go drop some dumpage.
Guy 1: We're already late!
Guy 2: Don't worry. It'll go fast, it's a mud otter.
A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Synonyms: Celise
Celise is a mud cricket