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1. (n.) A smooth, often muscular gentleman who has a way with the ladies.
2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.
Cameron opened the hotel door during the school field trip, his shirt off and a raging boner under his pants, to find the vice-principal standing outside. He was scarred for life when she commented on what a stud muffin he was.
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a person who enjoys going down on a women, normally female, though could also be male. created in the east end of london,as derogitory term for lesbians.
josh: Is that pip a lesbo
fabio: Nah she aint no muffin muncher
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Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)
Did you just see that?! Gooch was just making muffins!
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The greatest nickname for your boyfriend (if he is a sweetheart)
I love you THIIIIISSSS MUCH Honey Muffin!
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the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
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The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.
That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.
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A large party where people eat muffins. They are usually the most bamf parties around.
muffins are delicious, lets have a muffin party.
There is a muffin party at spence's house on friday.
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