netflix n chill

A way to invite someone over (usally a crush) and whatch Netflix with the intetion of having sex.

¨-Hey, wanna come over for netflix n chill?¨
¨-Sure, I know what that means ;)¨

fake n bake

To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion

hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday

Wrap n Smack

Male masturbation wearing a condom.

I really hate knotting up my chest hairs with spunk so I just wrap n smack. Wha la! No mess.

Y/n energy

In self-immersion fanfics, “your name,” or y/n, is a character.
Y/n energy is when someone is qUiRkY
Not like other girlsss 😂🥰😊😇😚🙂😝😇🧐🤣🥰🤣😛😇😌😗😗😂😛
They’re 3’2 and have orbs
They can’t swim
They s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter an annoyingly fake amount cuz they’re q-q-q-q-q-q-q-quirky
They’re built DIFFERENT 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😓😥🥶😱😢😓😥😢😰🤗😢😱😶 🌫️
They’re the ✨main character✨
Basically, they’re just the main character

Kristen: Oh my god I’m so ugly why does my bf love meee
Kristen’s Friend: wow y/n energy

Kirsten: Im so weird I s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter
Kirsten’s Friend: ok y/n Jesus the y/n energy radiating off u rn is crazy

Five N Unda

Five N Unda it’s like the dollar store but it’s not!

Old lady: I gotta tall you about this new store my grandson told me about! It’s called five n Unda it’s like the dollar store but it’s not! I’d kill for five n Unda I’d sell my soul for it!
Man: Ma’am this is a subway

N-Word Scissorhands

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.

Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."

wall n stall

a phrase used in MMA when a fighter presses his opponent against the cage in an attempt to grind out a decision win

damn, all rick story did against thiago alves was wall n stall his way to a decision