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place with lots of skaters. and emos.
guy: hey wanna go to niagara falls, new york??
girl: sure but we beter watch out for the skaters and emos
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When you take a piece of shit and put it in someone's ass crack. Then you put your dick on top.
I had a might good New York Chili Dog last night.
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A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.
A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.
Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*
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They'll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in Greenhaven. Then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to Rye Neck. Their son will be on the Rye Neck Football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in High School. Eventually, they'll die, and they won't have done anything productive, and they'll spend their lives thinking of the 'good times' in High School and hiding their extreme alcoholism.
That kid with the popped collar and pretentious look on his face is probably from Greenhaven Rye New York.
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(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).
2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
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The act of preparing a New York style pizza on a woman’s Va-Jay-Jay (dough, tomato sauce, cheese, oregano). Then penetrating said twinkle cave so that the pizza wraps around the mans penis acting as a rudimentary condom. After the man has “arrived” in the pizza it is removed from the woman’s front bum, put on a sheet, and cooked. The pizza is then cut into 4 slices. The man feeds the pizza to the woman while she cleans his penis of all the ingredients by means of giving head.
Hey man, she begged for a Tallahassee Twinkie last night, but I gave her a New York Pizza Slice instead!
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When one male poops in the butt hole of another and then proceeds to stick his weiner in the poop covered anus so to make meat and chilli between his buns
would you like to New york chilly dog tonight?
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