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my ninja

a more appropriate substitute for the common greeting "my nigga." It can be used by anyone without that person having to worry about offending anyone due to cultural or racial reasons.

whats up my ninja?

by dermanatural May 10, 2009

172๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ninja punch

Usmc slang for non judicial punishment

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

73๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja balled

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.

My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.

by J Sned March 6, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ninja Shoe

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

by R Peezy March 18, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Status Ninja

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response

Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."

by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bra Ninja

Someone who can undo a girl's bra with the Two Finger Ninja Technique without the girl noticing.

Chloe: Yeahh and then he said....
Betty: Woah watch your back, here comes Bob... He's such a 'Bra Ninja'...

by Helllllyeahhhhh January 3, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


song ninja

1. (n.) A music artist/group that releases a song so catchy, it remains in your cerebellum as if a ninja is kicking your concentration's ass. 2. (n.) A person who sings, writes, speaks or texts you lyrics to an annoyingly catchy song or plays said song loud enough to hear, that gets stuck in your head. 3. (v.) {-ed} Hearing/ reading lyrics to only part of a catchy song, causing you to have it rattle around in your brain until you hear the entire song from beginning to end.

1) ::humming "Tik-Tok" by Ke$ha:: *ARGH!* Damn you Ke$ha! F*cking song ninja!
2) Guy: "You're a song ninja, you know that?"
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "I've had 'Blame it on the Alcohol' stuck in my head ever since you ordered your drink. Where's your iPod, I need to hear it now."
3. ::text message:: "SHOT TO THE HEART! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME..."
Damn, I've just been song ninjaed.
::text reply:: "DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME!"

by MaverickAg April 27, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž