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When someone on the internet starts being salty towards another person for no reason, criticizes everything that person does, challenges them especially by saying they’re better than them.
Guy 1: Check this screenshot of an awesome thing I made in *random video game*
Guy 2: Sheesh! That’s super cool
Guy 3: Don’t say sheesh nerd, no one says that anymore. And I’m better than you are in that game, Guy 1
Guy 1: Jeez retard, stop pouring salt down my neck
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To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.
No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
A lyric from Rhianna's song N.E.R.D. Confusing, but might be a small mention of the case in Florida where a man on bath salts ate another mans face in a drugged craze.
Yo....man dont be doin bath salts. Bath salts bitin speakers in the face
GREG?! U sniffin what I think u sniffin? Boi im gettin outta here.
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An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.
Person: You never do anything people ask you.
Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?
A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"
The act of ejaculating over a females vagina
I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'
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another one of those scam-spam things
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