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When you look around the room imagining people naked.
Hold on, Bro! Let me skin the room for a hottie!
An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.
To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.
When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.
This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?
A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.
Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.
Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.
An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.
Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch
When a males penis gets extremely hard and the skin on his penis rips due to a bad bitch or a phat ass causing a extremely painful and pleasuring pain.
Call and ambulance there’s blood everywhere someone got a skin ripper.
Abby always gives me the meanest skin ripper, I’ve already gone through 6 pants man!