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When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear
When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.
"Nathan is a depression tear"
"Yea he's always crying"
your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.
x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh
Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.
Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?
Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen