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when you are laying in bed under the covers and you fart.
last night i was in bed and i felt the need to perform a dutch oven.
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When you go to 1 star motel in/around Lancaster Pa, then proceed to go to a Fuddruckers, get a blonde girl's number when you say it is your birthday, and finally proceed to take her back to the Dutch Treat Motel.
Dubi: Yo dude, it's a recession. You tryna share a girl? I mean...
Crazy Pat: Nah dude, I'm getting a Dutch Treat tonight.
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While getting head, just before you cum, you slap the girl in the back of the head so she gags on your cum, as a result it comes out of her nose.
Man last night Laura gave me a Dutch Yogurt
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This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.
Are you seeing Greg tonight?
No, I never see Greg any more.
Oh, why? have you 2 split up?
No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'
-Hysterical laughing-
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When a man defecates on a woman's vagina and then engages in sexual intercourse with said vagina. He then ejaculates on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. Hopefully, it's still steaming at this point.
In order to drill as close as 10 miles off the US coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a Dutch Steamer on a member of the Mineral Management Service.
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a Dutch Steamer is performed by walking up to the shower while your old lady is steamin' up and simply farting into her area and closing her off from getting out. Then letting her enjoy the smell of your anus/rectum for at least 30 seconds.
"Dude Drake really pulled a Dutch Steamer on Betty last night! She told me it was the best she's ever had!"
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A sexual act where the man cums in the anus and then inserts his fingers and removes the specimen, he then feeds the victim his man juice.
Man I gave this girl a mad Dutch Chopstick last night.
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