Gonzo's Nose

When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.

George's self esteem crashed when he realized he wasn't long enough to perform Gonzo's Nose.

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itchy nose

When your nose starts to itch

I had an allergic reaction to something and it gave me an itchy nose.

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spider nose

When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).

Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.

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pink nose

Dick, penis

Your pink nose is tiny. Your pink nose shrinks when it's cold

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Nose masta

To be a master brown noser; An expert at ass kissing; To have an enormous nose

That dude is t3h n0s3 m4st4!!!!111

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A Needle Nose

1. A person who carries his or her own straw for sniffing cocaine.

2. A meddlesome person. A person who sticks their nose in everybody's business.

1. Dude1: Did you know Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Sheen?
Dude2: No but I know hes A Needle Nose.

2. Street Kid1: So what's up man did yal go rob that store last night after all? Did ya? How much money yal get?
Street Kid2: Dam muthafucka! Why you always gotta be Needle Nosing all up in a muthafuckas bisniz!?

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popes nose

Having to shit so bad it feels like you already started a little early.

C'mon, how long are you going to be in the bathroom? I got to shit so bad i've got a popes nose.

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