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Man, in the middle of the wedding last night. I got the best mouth solo from the bridesmaid.
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An individual who frequently 'hops' from mouth to mouth, making out with all around. Similar to a dick hopper, but never commits to the dick.
Alexis, you are such a mouth hopper! You were with Chad, Steak, and Gabe last night!
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disease, the NHS has announces as it opens it first ever frozen faecal bank.
Frozen samples are being shipped around the country from a laboratory outside Portsmouth to relieve thousands sufferers of a previously incurable gut problem.
Every year in England more than 13,000 people suffer from Clostridium difficile, and one in five do not respond to conventional treatment.
The condition, which appears to be a side effect of antibiotics, causes people to lose control of their bowels.
Robert Porter, who is based in the Queen Alexandra hospital outside Portsmouth and works with scientists from Portsmouth University, estimated that the infection had a mortality rate higher than breast cancer.
J: hey you still battling from potty mouth, ?
Q: I think it's all cleared up now!
J: sorry about that
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A taste so awful, it basically murders your taste buds.
Tasting tonic water for the time was absolute mouth murder.
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One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.
"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"
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A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.
Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.
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when some bitch decides to be crap and gives you a smug smile, like she's very pleased with herself and is way smarter then you can ever hope to be.
That asshole just smug-mouthed me for not believing that barack obama would win the election.
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