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A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.
Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"
"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"
Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.
"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"
When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
Drunk and nasty means “wanna come over and get drunk and freaky”
boy: wanna get drunk and nasty
girl: yea
(start making out)
Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.
Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.