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bro obama gaming is funnier than engineer gaming
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Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
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The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.
The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.
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The inevitable talk a child gets from his/her parent(s). The talk consists of now, after Obama being elected president, anything is possible. Is as inevitable as the "Birds and the Bees" talk
Brent: "I just got off the phone with my mom. She kept talking about how I can do anything I set my mind to now."
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"
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God in human form. Most likely a descendant of Morgan Freeman.
Barack Obama is our lord and savior.
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The perfect pregame drink: grab a pint glass, fill it halfway with Keystone Light. Obtain a bottle of Root Beer Schnapps, pour a couple splahes in the half glass of Keystone Light. Bomb a few and you'll be as eloquent as Obama, bitches will be DTF.
"I had 5 Obama Bombs before I went out and it took me 5 minutes before I was fucking this girl"
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taking the easy way out/ doing somthing half ass
Raking the levees in your yard into piles but not picking them up to they eventually blow all over the yard again is an example of an obama effort
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