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Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.
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Bring me the horizon are a heavy metal band, deathcore, thrash, whatever you like. They are very talented for thier age, early twenties. People have this hilarious idea that its "cool" to hate them, well, let me kill all your little theories about them alright? Firstly, Oliver, as many of you despise, is not "some emo faggot" He is a regular guy who doesn't give a shit what people think of him, having met people who are very close friends with him and having met him myself, he is a kind down to earth person. And he pissed on someone? That is, sheer bollocks. Right. I saw on a fucking interview, he said he would be wasting his time trying to justify himself to thousands of people - and at the end of the day people can think what they like - but to be fair, there was not enough evidence to press charges on him - doesnt that tell you something? Law is stronger now days and lack of evidence means some stupid little whore wanted attention and no doubt made up the storie but couldnt back it up - further, thier song "No need for introductions I've already read about girls like you on the back of toilet doors" says his message loud and clear. And, if you think thier fans are only "14 yr old girls" then why do you see huge great men wearing dropdead into heavy metal at thier gigs? They have more male fans than females, i would know. And if theyre so shit and unpoplular then please explain why they are touring the entire world and selling out entire shows? Untalented? hardly... again they wouldnt be as succesfull as they are if they were untalented, and theyre young anyway - but yes, Oli can scream well, no matter what anyone says - he has skill; and yes, some stupid little 14 year olds probably do only like the band for oli and his good looks, but at the end of the day, its the same with ALOT (and i mean ALOT) of other bands - the blackout for one. And how does that effect anyone? let the silly little girls drool - whilst thier real fans mosh til they break something at thier crazy arse shows, to them its about the music and they said in another interview they obviously do care how they look, but they didnt start the band to show off thier haircuts they started it because of MUSIC. So, there you go. Bring me the horizon are GOOD. get used to it.
Oliver scott Sykes/ALL of bmth rule
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with olives!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edward James Olive-most Burger, it comes with olives!"
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Leaving your friends worried and not saying where your going because you had an un-important phonecall.
Everyone: God where the fuck she is? Called, txted and no where to be found.
(2 hours later of worrying.)
Everyone: There she is sitting in her car smiling talking on the phone.
Everyone: F**** That! She busted an Olive Garden.
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the phrase you utter when you shall meet thy companions at an italian culinary place
friend: where'll we meet
me: i'll meet y'all at olive garden
Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
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When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.