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Representative for all the depressed and misunderstood teenagers.
Style icon.
She turns people bilsexual
Someone: I feel so scattered, what should I do?
Me:Listen to Billie Eilish
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In the nineteen-nineties, many world events unfolded. There was some war in Iraq or Iran or some other place where there are sand, camels, and angry brown people. The President of some country got some poon from his young and ugly aide (well, maybe more than one, but only one made news and the Starr Report). Since asked to define "Billy Corgan," however, we should focus on the music world. And, even more specifically, on the Alternative Rock world. Alternative Rock started rolling with a bang in 1994 when Kurt Cobain put a .22 to his head. Same year, some weasly looking guy named Perry Farrell started up this little rockfest called Lollapalooza. The year before that, though, marked the most momentous event in Alterna-Rock history. Billy Corgan led the greatest band on earth to release a little album called.........(the ............'s are for dramatic impact)Siamese Dream. This great band was (and may again be)called The Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan, at the time young and hairsome, sang his androgynous heart out for our listening pleasure. He'd been doing this for some time, but only with the death of a wanted-to-be was Alternative Rock and what was left of it brought to the forefront. Most bands that called themselves "Alternative" just sucked. Not so with a few. A very few, of which The Smashing Pumpkins was (were?) one. Billy can be defined by the band, as it can be defined by him, and so on and so forth until about the year 2000.
That year, the Billster called it quits with The Smashing Pumpkins, licked his now-bald-headed wounds (the receding hairline gave way to a wax job around October 1995) for awhile, and then came out with a Rock Storm called Zwan. Zwan was the greatest rock band ever. Yes, even greater than The Smashing Pumpkins, but sometimes super-greatness just can't live up to pretty-damned-good-but longer-lasting-greatness.
Billy was disheartened with this turn of events, but licked his wounds and played with a few small titties (and probably let the owners of said titties lick his "wounds") for a couple of years before he concurrently released a solo album and took out a $3500 ad in the Sun-Times (or was it the Tribune?) saying that he wanted his band back. This probably tapped him, as The Future Embrace didn't sell well. Neither did his poetry book, which I forgot to mention and probably should just leave out, because it would be an embarrassment to the man.
Presently, the bald self-proclaimed genius and nearly-forty-year-old, angst-ridden shell of a man who lives with his two kittens in a 6-million-dollar mansion on the shores of Lake Michigan (or whichever one is in Chicago) is in the studio with the new "Smashing Pumpkins," consisting of himself, Jimmy Chamberlin (the band's original drummer), probably Melissa Auf der Maur (who claims that her services--whatever they may be--are always open to Corgan), and some other dude that hasn't really been named yet but has been rumored to be everyone from the band's original second guitarist (is that an oxymoron?), James Iha, to my uncle.
Example? What do you want an example of? Want to know what he looks like? Well, if you put Billy Corgan in a turtleneck, he looks like a roll-on deodorant.
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n.
1. slightyly more cultured hill billy
2. someone who frequents thrift shops without attaining the vintage/trendy status typically associated with emo kids
v.
1. the act of obsessively visiting thrift shops
n.
1. During my hike across the Rocky Mountains i came across some stoned hilly billies who offered me a joint & a share of the moose they just caught.
2. My mom is becoming a hilly billy. Every time she goes out she comes back with another piece-of-crap from the thrift shop. Maybe we should refer her to a doctor, do you think?
v.
1. "Stop hilly billying around!" says Marla to Jed as they browsed through the Discount Superstore! dumpster out back, "we've got to get to the dentist!"
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The hair around your brown eye aka butthole
Girl I’m boutta get my Billie Eyelashes waxed before the wedding
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the act of cumming in another persons ear. ejaculating in someones ear. like a wet willy only with cum.
He passed out at the party so that guy gave him a "wet billy"
He missed her face with his money shot and ended up giving her a "wet billy"
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Billie Eilish is a talented young singer who has a horrible fanbase. Her fans try to justify being a jerk to others by falsely claiming they have anxiety and depression.
Billie Eilish Fan: Stop talking to me, I have anxiety.
Normal Person: Did your doctor prescribe you with anxiety?
Billie Eilish Fan: No... I listened to Billie Eilish!
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A loving, caring, beautiful and talented woman. She is a 17 year old singer and songwriter from Los Angeles. Her new album "When We All Fall Asleep Where Do We Go" is fire. its like a rollercoaster with happy songs and VERY emotional songs. She has a brother called Finneas. Her birthday is the 18 december.
"Hey bro, have you heard Billie Eilish newest song?"
"Yeah dude its fire!"
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