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A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
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Sublime lead singer Brad Nowell's dog.
It smelled like Lou-Dog inside the van
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A Rain Dog is a dog caught in the rain, with its whole trail washed away by the water so he can't get back home. A stranded dog, who wants nothing better than to get home.
People who live outdoors, people who sleep in doorways, loners knit together by some corporeal way of sharing pain and discomfort.
A term coined by Tom Waits on his album named Rain Dogs
Inside a broken clock
Splashing the wine with all the rain dogs
Taxi, we’d rather walk
Huddle a doorway with the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog too
(from Tom Waits' Rain Dogs)
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Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
If you are playing basketball and a kid says (or adult) you must pass it to them at all costs and when they get the ball they must pull down their pants and shoot the ball.
Yo dish it to the dog chief. (Shoots ball) the walks away like a champ.