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These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.
person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."
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to make outor kick it in Marina's words...haha so LOCK AND LOAD!
Marina locks and loads with Joey allllll day!
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On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.
What was wrong with that thread about having sex?
kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him
Fucking lock ness monster...
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to rip a girl's clitoris off after hard dirty sex (highly unrecomended)
i hop locked that girl so hard she lost her clit
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While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
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Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:
The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.
Here are some tips to concider
do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.
remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.
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A GAME WHERE YOU KEEP SPEAKING LOUDLY AND TYPING CAPS LOCK STYLE AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN DO IT FOR ON MSN AND FACEBOOK YOU LOOK A BIT RETARDED AND YOU SOUND LIKE YOURSHOUTING AT SOMEONE WHEN REALLY YOUR BEING SYMPATHETIC ITS FUN
LEAH YOU RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XXXX JELLY TOTS
HELLLO
HI
LETS DO CAPS LOCK GAME
WE ALREADY ARE
OH YEAH BET U I CAN DO TYHIS LONGEWR THAN YOU
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