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A type of party where a large group of young girls compete to see who can mark their unique lipstick color furthest down on the shaft of a boys penis. Rainbow parties mostly likely do not exist but if they do that would be awsome.
You will not find a pot of gold at the end of rainbow parties, but their is an occasional pearl necklace.
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Lack of free-thought or free thinking; each and every political party in existence is too biased, countering out any form of mediocrity. To compromise is essential, because all parties have some of form of merit, regardless of how little or large.
When one view becomes too extreme on an issue, it turns everything into a black & white reference. Bullshit: nothing is completely black & white. In life, there is always a complex mixture hidden within to take that aspect out of focus and bring its meaning to completely different level.
If there is a right political party, it's taking into consideration every element of a certain stance, eliminating whichever viewpoint you dislike, and keeping the association of the group it pertains to completely away.
Yet, we vote based upon a political party and having to "choose" which size is the best fit, even though the size is one too large or too small.
Political Party:
Three major political parties are Democrats, Republicans, and Libertarians.
Democrats are typically against execution, smoking, and smaller government, however are for abortion.
Republicans are all for execution, tend to be more for smoking, and love smaller government. They dislike abortion.
Libertarians advocate free personal choice which relates to the individual him or herself. The act to live one's life in whichever way they please, as long as they do not inflict upon the liberties of another.
^The most sound party, aside from intermediate.
The key here is to separate the identity of a view being in conjunction with some "group." Parties are a waste; there is no set way to do everything. It all depends on the situation and the individual's perception.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Seriously.
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AN ORGY IN WHICH ALL THE PARTICIPATES ARE COVERED IN CRISCO OR SOME KIND OF SIMILAR COOKING OIL.
LILL AND JILL HAD A CRISCO PARTY IN THEIR APARTMENT.
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A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.
Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.
"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"
- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.
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A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.
Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and the pizza delivery man to her tupperware party.
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A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.
After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.
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A god-forsaken, festering shithole of a place to work, where starting pay is laughable, raises might as well be nonexistent, and the most dedicated employees last a month, tops. Hordes of young black women with purses that resemble gym bags and roving bands of the swishiest gay black guys you've ever seen in your life steal nonstop from this place. Just about every customer is a loathsome, submoronic piece of shit, and at the end of the night, you feel like killing yourself.
Life is cold hard shit, and working at Party City proves it.
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