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An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.
I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!
its the best animal alive
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin for for for for for for for life life life life life life
It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.
The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.
All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin
An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon
When an individual is nude from the waist down, while their torso remains clothed.
Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.