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The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places
"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.
Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.
Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
When you drink a lot of one kind of alcohol, then the next day you suddenly taste that alcohol again in your mouth all at once for no reason. Only lasts a few moments, but the memory can be painful. Often occurs in conjunction with a hangover.
I was sitting at my computer all day after playing Edward 40-hands and I suddenly got phantom flavor of malt liquor. Made me want to die.
A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"
This is a van that contain a minimum of 3 sheeps, they have to be called Marcus, Tage and Joakim.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.
Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.
"OMG how are you so phantom 2018? - its the phantom effect"
Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.