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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015


Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018


PLUR Police

a song by knife party

wat u gonna do wen dey com for u
plur police

by iiPE_0Gii (iiWrenchy) January 28, 2018


Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa February 2, 2016


Rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE )

MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.

Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me

by God If He Was Straight August 31, 2022


police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako February 27, 2016


spider rope police

A very shitty Spider-Man off brand

Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas

by Du Kidd April 28, 2023