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football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023


Pool fart

When you fart after you get out of the pool and it sticks to you all day

Hey max did you just get out of the pool.yah what’s wrong.did you fart ,yes,that’s a pool fart that’s nasty your gonna smell like that all day.

by Dwippy goat October 11, 2022


hooligan's pool party

a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.

I went to that hooligan's pool party and saw a lot of hairy, wet, butt hole

by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017


pool pals

When you and your buddy are with your girlfriends unknowingly having sex simultaneously in your brothers pool while him and the rest of his friend group are also in the pool.

Mike and Brennan didn’t even know that they were pool pals until years later

by Mikethemike81 August 6, 2020


pool caddie

Someone who prefers swimming in pools over lakes, in other words, an idiot

Joe is being a pool caddie and not going in the lake

by Name469 October 22, 2020


Matthew Pool

Big man with big pp

I have a Matthew Pool today.

by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021


Kentucky kiddie pool

When you fill a truck bed full of piss.

George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week

by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020