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1. An unforeseeable, unpredictable event that occurs when attempting to complete a task or do something cool, BUT produces a result that was even cooler and more rare than you ever thought would happen.
2. Being so incredibly fortunate to feast your eyes on something so unique and rare that you hold that memory dear until you explain it to another believer of ‘the pork nugget’ and share a cheeky smile and eye squint with them.
1. Attempting to throw a ball off a wall into a cup, but it hits the edge of a brick, rebounds off your cousins chin, knocks a budgie off its perch and THEN lands in the original cup. ‘What a Pork Nugget!’
2. When you see the woman of your dreams and think to yourself… ‘ohhh what a pork nugget’
When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.
He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.
When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs
Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast
When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.
I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.
Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.
Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"