Pronouned "Lezh-air".
Pulling a Legere. One who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while SEVERELY intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a DUI.
Example 1--
Person #1: "Damn I was so drunk the other night I can't believe I drove all the way across town!"
Person #2 : "Yeah you definitely pulled a Legere, be thankful you didnt get busted.
Example 2--
Person #1 : " Have you heard from John lately"
Person #2: "I heard he got busted pulling a Legere and now he's in the county jail"
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When you're really poor and keep complaining about it.
Person 1: ''Bro, I found this really good game, but I ain't got money for it. Can you please lend me some?''
Person 2: ''Can you, like, get a job? You're pulling an Octavio third time this week and it's only Tuesday!''
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To hide, not show yourself. Like famous hide-and-seeker Osama Bin Laden.
1. guy1: "Is John in today?"
guy2: "No, he's pulling an Osama and not showing face."
2. guy1: "ugh, my phone signal's been pulling an Osama all day!"
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The act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that Eminem didn't reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.
Referring to the song Stan- By Eminem
Jake: Yo wtf i'm 12 and my girls preggo. FML
John: Man...you'll be better off pulling a stan
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When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.
Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!
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Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones
One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
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To arrange a large, intricate social gathering and then, usually during the said gathering, pull a weak excuse as to why you cannot attend, generally leaving your guests scratching theirs heads (among other anatomical parts).
I bet he will pull a fuka and not show up for dinner.
He fuka'd the meet.
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