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🌮🌮🌮Its raining tacosss! From out of the sky! Tacos! No need to ask why!
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When a guy jerks off on his partners ass, to avoid coming inside of her, or by choice because he likes to come on his partners ass then rub his cock in his own spunk.
Nauman: Oh man, I can't wait until I see Shannon in Florida and she gives me her amazingly tight doggie style! I am gonna make it rain on that ass!
Sam: Bro, you're an idiot. You broke up with her last week because you said she was "using you as a character in her fantasy..." Whatever that means...
Nauman: oh yeah, that's right... I guess I'll just have to use my hand like always.
spunk spooge jizm cum love jam
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When you get a woman to stand over your head, legs spread, and she administers a douche to herself and the resulting after fluids rain down on your head.
I cant believe that Steve actually pays women to give him an acid rain shower!
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Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
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What I gave your mom last night.
Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.
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1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face
2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face
3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face
4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain
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Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.
Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<
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