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the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary
He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!
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A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.
Brandon- hey have you seen art rod lately?
Brenda- nah but he is probably eating steak rn
douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.
That chick was a total rod magnet.
Rod is one of the nicest people, he cares about anyone and everyone, he always puts a smile on your face. He is the first person you go to, to make you feel better. Rod is always up for a chat. Rod is handsome, funny, smart, flirty and overall the best person to be alive. You need a Rod in your life of its not complete. Everyone knows how important he is and how loved and appreciated he is. Rod is a great best friend and even boyfriend. He doesn't always believe it but he is one of the best people alive.
Rod Toloui is one of the best people alive
The act of removing ones chewing tobacco mid coitus and inserting it into the rectum of their partner and proceeding to "ram it home"
Me and Becky was doing it doggie style last night while we watched Nascar and I decided to give her the ol' Tennesse ram rod.
Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven