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rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010


rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 10, 2016


rusty pilgrim

1. anal sex while the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock

2. interchangable for the word "cool"

1. I was giving a rusty pilgrim yesterday and I think some tourists saw me

2. Dude, that's mad rusty pilgrim

by Amyson April 14, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.

Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.

by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008

156๐Ÿ‘ 138๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.

After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah

by Jordan John! December 29, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Nail

To bang a girl on her period.

Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.

by Johnny Tsunami Loves The Poonani July 8, 2006

157๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž