The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.
Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.
to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions
there he goes with a rusty anderson again
1. anal sex while the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock
2. interchangable for the word "cool"
1. I was giving a rusty pilgrim yesterday and I think some tourists saw me
2. Dude, that's mad rusty pilgrim
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Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
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The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.
After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah
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Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.
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The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.
Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.
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