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1. When you stunt so hard, it hurts people’s feelings, making them wish they didn’t see you.
2. A threat implying there will be violence when you see your enemies.
1. I’m out here rockin’ this $5000 outfit. You dont wanna see me!
2. Haters talk a lot of shit but they know I got that thing on me. They don’t wanna see me with the heater!
an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.
her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”
him- “Yes.”
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Hello, if you see this you're cool
Hello, if you see this you're cool
when you want to see the full tity
can i see the full tity
By the dawns early light something something i cant remember this!
person 1 "hey wanna sing our amazing patriotic-all-american-music-that-says-god-bless-america?"
Person 2 "HELL NAW!"
Person 1 "why?"
Person 2 "TOO FUCKING LONG!"
Person 1 "fine then ill sing by my self. Oh say can you see -"
Person 2 "STOP IT'S WAY TOO LONG!"
Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
When a person focuses too much on small detail (trees), and misses the big picture (forest).
Stressed out person on vacation: "we have to awake at 4:00am, eat breakfast at 5:00am, goto the tour at 6:00am, arrive at the park 1 hour later, buy this, see that, go here, go there... are you writing this down!"
me: "how about, I'm on vacation, I'll be resting and meet you for lunch."
me behind the other person's back: "yikes, that person Can't see the forest through the trees."
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