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Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021


idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021


falang sandwich

When you are having vaginal or anal sex with a Thai hooker and another lady boy is having anal sex with you.

The falang sandwich was complete when the man purchased a hooker and a lady boy for the night.

by dakra23 April 8, 2016


Leaderboard Sandwich

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.

top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"

by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022


Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.

person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.

by crak head boi July 11, 2020


Peameal sandwiches

Often referred to having an "Argy Bargy", coming over for "a Peameal Sandwich" means to log onto Warzone within the next 30-45 min.

Jon typed in Discord, "Yo boys Peameal sandwiches. My place. Let's go".

Chris and Dan made a mental note to grab supper and log onto Warzone to get fucking ruined in Warzone (bc Activision's SBMM is way too overaggressive and is seemingly targeting the group for total fist-fucking every single fucking night)

by Firingblind December 11, 2020


Apple Sandwich

An Apple Sandwich is the act of grabbing a large round object an apple preferably in the palm of you hand and stuffing into your homeboys anus, this is sexual pleasing for both parties. It is called an apple sandwich because the two ass cheeks around the apple act as the bread of the sandwich

I gave my homeboy joey an apple sandwich, it was super fun

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 May 26, 2019