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When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly
Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?
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Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.
This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.
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An Indian cocain dealer who lives in the hood of north Latvia whose children are named Lamp and Blanket (in indian of course).
Person 1: Did you call sausage boy? i need my fill (of cocain).
Person 2: Yeah, he's on his way.
*Conversation originally held in Latvian
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A girl who fucks so hard, she fucks guys cocks up
Girl 1: Oh my god jodie, I heard what you did to that guys dick last night you Sausage Slayer!
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I fucked that guy Gooooood!
Girl 1: Damn you crazy girl!
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Like: deep throat.
When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.
She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.
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The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.
Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.
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A Polish person. British rhyming slang, from sausage roll = Pole.
I got a new job at the warehouse, there's a lot of sausage rolls on the night shift.
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