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Giving head to ones self
My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'
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When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.
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The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.
I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.
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An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George
Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.
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The act of blocking out everything but the task at hand, like putting oneself in an envelope so one can have privacy and focus on only one thing.
"I must have missed your call while i was engrossed in self-envelopment."
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The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).
Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!
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A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.
"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."
"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."
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