1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk
When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends
That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?
SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN
Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
Offering unsolicited knowledge
we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots