sleep swiping

When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping

Oh damn, hope I don't get a match on that guy/girl, I was sleep swiping!

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sleeping partner

Someone with whom you go to sleep. Does not necessarily equate to sexual intimacy.

J is my boyfriend, but A is my sleeping partner.

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Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.

Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.

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I was sleep

They are lying. They were not sleep they were texting some other nigga

(8:58 a.m) Me: are you gonna text me back?

(8:58 p.m) them: oh my bad I was sleep

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Sleeping-bag

At the end of masturbating instead of ejaculating after orgasm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and ejaculate into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.

I did a sleeping-bag last night it's convenient

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Odin Sleep

The form of recovery sleep you get when you smoke marijuana and take Melatonin/ZMA/Sleeping Pills.
Comes from the Norse God Odin, who entered Odin Sleep when recovering from mortal wounds.

I worked out 9 days in a row, I need some Odin Sleep!

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sleep with the fishes

Dying, and getting the body hidden underwater.

P1: Hey, want to kill that guy over there?
P2: Yeah, he's gonna be sleeping with the fishes, like Osama Bin Laden.
sleep with the fishes

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