Curb Squirrel

Girls that are looking for a ride on motorcycles by standing at the side of the road. Many of these girls are at Bike Week and Motorcycle Rally's all over the country. Go to curbsquirrels.com for more information.

Lets go for a cruise and pick up some Curb Squirrels looking to go for a ride.

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Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.

Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!

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squirrel girl

a girl or woman with a good sense of style and generally hip behavior; an all around interesting person; a desirable title for a female

pearl listens to great music. she's such a squirrel girl.

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squirreling

The act of hiding one's penis and testicles between the thighs to hide the genitalia; tucking.

I thought she was really pretty, until I realized he was squirreling.

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Dirt squirrel

This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.

Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!

or

Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!

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Squirrel Master

adj 1) to be "squirrel mastered"
2) To have a great opportunity to knock some boots with a member of the opposite sex and someone swoops in and takes your prize with no notice and no time to react.

Definition based off the situation in "Half Baked" between Kenny, Nasty Nate and the Squirrel Master where the "squirrel master" saves kenny from Nasty Nate taking his cocktail fruit.

When your working on a 3-some on new years eve and out of nowhere a lesbian comes flying in saying "thats my threesome bitch", you just got "squirrel mastered" ala the lesbian.

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Squirrel Aids

A person that u know that acts crazy or that is always movin around

Hay dude wats up

nun

hay y u keep movin around u actin like u got squirrel Aids

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