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When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
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Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
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In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.
props to Kid Cudi
I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.
Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!
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The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.
Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:
"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.
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As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.
I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!
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Whenever every a woman acknowledges and then ignores that a guy is being an asshole to her.
She has Dumb Hoe Status because she still dated him even after he gave her a black eye.
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1.legit.
2.awesome; sick
Recently used in JTHS by random girls basketball players all around. This pharse is legit and very universal so use it whenever, wherever.
"YO YO YO THAT SHIT IS DADDY STATUS YO!"
"That top is daddy status, can i borrow it sometime??"
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