The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.
Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"
A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.
The process of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to deficate in the middle of the street. Usually occurring at night and by those who are intoxicated.
He had to drop a street steamer after losing a bet with his drunk friend.
When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.
God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??
The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.
The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.
Blind folding a woman and taking a crap between her breasts.
Chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here at the end of the night how do you fancy a good old Accrington Steamer.
Blind fold a woman and crap between her breasts.
Used as a chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here when the bar closes how about we go for an Accrington Steamer.