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Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub
A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.
She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.
Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun
This lady stoner gets shit done.
Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.
Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.
Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.
A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint
You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
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