a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.
''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''
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A term used by many people to describe someone that bum licks to get to the top of a hierarchical chain.
Man, John is a hierarchical little bum licker
Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.
These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.
Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.
Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.
A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard
That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.
Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.
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Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.
I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.
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One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.
" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"
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