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1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector
Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.
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A professional footballer deemed as a Goat who has scored the highest international goals in history but has them against low side teams we have never heard of like Lithuania, Luxembourg and more recently, Andorra.
Have you seen the match from yesterday? Andorra-Man showed up again.
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a super awesome hero dude who was a women but got bitten by a trans crab and now fights homophobes, transphobes and terfs
timmy:oh fuck a straggot
Trans man:*knees him in the fucking shins*
timmy:wow thanks trans man
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The clitoris as it is between the folds of the labia
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A documentary put together by werner herzog from the salvaged film of grizzly bear activist tim treadwell. In this film you really start to question tim's mental health(a grizzly bear is not a fuzzy little buddy). tim lived in the alaskan wilderness with the grizzly bears for 13 summers, his camp was 10 feet from the stream they ate at. on his last trip the grizzly bears ate him and his girlfriend. he interacted with the bears on a daily basis which somewhat makes him an idiot because hes trying to protect them from poachers but in interacting with them he is making them more likey to be friendly to humans..thus walk up to the poacher. tim thought he could sing to and pet the grizzly bears. Tim talked to the bears like most people talk to there babies.
1. this is Lemon berry ginger snap!(refering to bear)
John: hey you see grizzly man?
dave: yea, that guy was nuttier than squirrel shit! was he bipolar?
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Acts like a big man over social media to girls and his "boys", but is really just a blunt little dickhead irl.Also is the opposite of big, with his freakishly dwarfish stature. A Cally Man's vocabulary is very limited as he spends 99% of his time on social media, using devil and wet emojis, whilst commenting "my G" on the Instagram posts belonging to his fellow Callie Men.
Girl one: "Did you meet up with _____ at the weekend?"
Girl two: "Yeah but he turned out to be a right Cally Man."
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