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Leaving the tip at a restaurant.
Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.
A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.
you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped
The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.
We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?
When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)
''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''
On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00
Tom:I’m gonna throw a table
Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class
Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today
Teacher:oh shit here we go again
Is making an online table reservation at a restaurant that is about to reopen post the Coronavirus outbreak.
We made a" Reopen table" reservation for 4 at the best Steakhouse on The "Charm'tastic Mile".