Buddy Mark

One of the coolest dudes in the world. He likes to put peanut butter on you when you are sleeping, and yell MIGHTY MARK when you are fighting. He WILL karate block your karate chop.

"I will karate block that karate chop, and put peanut butter on you!"

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bj buddy

A buddy male or female that will give you a blow job when asked.

Ahbi: Hey Willem, want to be my bj buddy? Willem: Sure.

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movie buddy

when a guy (or girl) tells you they don't see you as dating material a.k.a. having a platonic relationship with you, but they need someone to see movies with and that person is you.

example 1:

you: do you want to go to the movies again?

him: i don't see you and i dating.

you: well, i'm just asking you to the
movies.

him: i do need a movie buddy.

example 2:

you: he said he only sees me as a "movie
buddy" because he doesn't see himself
dating me.

friend: that means he's expecting some
nookie after the movie.

you: if i'm his movie buddy that's all i am
so he's not getting any nookie after
the movie.

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buddy pounce

IMing someone as soon as they sign on, by hand, gaim, or DoorManBot.

I had DoorManBot buddy pounce him as soon as he signed on, to tell him about the party.

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wenis buddy

a group of people who join wenises and are really good friends!

dude you should be a wenis buddy with me and nat cuz we are like so cool like that! DUH!

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Boob Buddy

Two people who enjoy chest to chest contact ( see chest bump). This can be between two girls, two guys, or a guy and a girl. This may often be painful for girls.

My boob buddy and I always chest bump when the Patriots score a touchdown.

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Bathroom Buddy

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).

A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

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