hard post

a post that slaps
could be a based take or just content that's cool in some way

I've never seen Mac post cringe, mf only makes hard posts

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Fallopian Hard-on

When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.

That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.

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pant hard

pant poke and push roof of cloth. it make tent like structure with cloth. want to make big explosion. cant control pant. need sweet relief now

hi dere pant hard. plese send pic of bob and vegana with cloth removed. only a pic of bob can fix pant. pleas there is not much time. in hospital and need pic of bob to be cured of ilness. bob is last hope

*a few moments later*

hi this is jaragiosios mom. he in hospital and is not doing good. wanted me to ask u for bob pic? he is no longer able to move limbs. pls send finest of bob pic to him

*3 minutes later*

this is jaragiosios. never talk to me again. made it out hospitol with out u help. delet my facebok bitch

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hard hat

Hard hat is a slang synonym for an erect penis.

For example "Honey i got a hard hat are you ready"
Or "hmmm this porn cause's meglo hard hat syndrome"

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try-hard

A person who trys their nuts off. Especially when you think they are only winning only because they are putting too much effort into something.

Often declared by hypocrites during long winded tantrums while playing video games such as CoD. They call out other people when they are in fact trying too hard and still losing.

Person 1: "Do you know Justin Earl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I played MW2 with him last week. He's such a try-hard!"

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hard point

A place (or object behind which) to take cover from gunfire.

Quick, get to a hard point!

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Hard Time

1. Having a difficult time completing a task. Usually from being hung over.
2. Someone that is annoying.
3. Not feeling well.

1. "Mass at 7AM after a night of jag bombs is hard time."
2. "Just Bieber is hard time."

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