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To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.
(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?
BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.
Joe had his legs blow off when he accidentally walked into the Devil’s Garden.
Wow, she's hot. I'd love to get into her enchanted adventure garden!
Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)
Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!
Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.