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A man of imposing physical stature and intellect that repeatedly cowers to smaller, weaker, and less intelligent bullies
Congressional Republicans won’t perform their constitutional oversight duties of the administrative branch because they’re led by fuckin Paul Ryans
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A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods
Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!
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The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin.
Paul said, "I'm done with this"
to which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"
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a school...
-where you have to have more than a 2nd grade education to get into the upper school (BL)
-where every single person is not in frotch heaven when they get to school (Loyola)
-where the required courses are not how to plow, how to ride a horse, and how to not know any girls outside of your school (McDonogh)
-where we hit puberty before we turn 20 (Friends)
-where people know where the hell our school is (Spalding, John Carroll)
-where youre not white trash if you go to school there (Curley, St. Joe)
-"St. pauls is not a gay school biatch
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a hot headed idiot who got fired from disney because he fucking sucks, the only reason he's famous is because of his brother.
girl: what kind of snake is that?
guy: no that's jake paul
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Person 1: Hey man!
Person 2: Ron Paul fucking rocks.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2 simply stares at Person 1 and in his breath says, "Ron Paul Revolution!." Person 1 dies...
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Someone who enjoys filming dead bodies in suicide forests and also enhjoys starting fake drama for veiws and pretending to be color blind
Hey mat! Dont dont film that dead body your such a logan paul.
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