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Traditionally, convicts or other thugs will get a tear-shaped tattoo under one eye to show that they have killed somebody. Tear checking is the act of testing the hardness of one with a tear-shaped tattoo to determine if they're actually just a bitch.
After tear checking the nigga from Tier 3, the new convict was rushed to the infirmary with life-threatening injuries.
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The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.
Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.
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similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge
"Dude, I checked your girlfriend's oil last night."
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The ILLEGAL act of intentionally slamming your own brakes in order for another driver tailgating you to rear-end your own car.
Many people do not realize it, but it is the person who slammed on his/her brakes that are at fault, not the tailgater.
If the police finds out about this, the tailgater will most likely be cited for following too close, and fined, but the brake checker will be arrested for reckless driving, and charged with a misdemeanor (or felony if someone gets injured or killed).
Brake checker: This driver behind me is following too close, time to brake check.
Tailgater: Your fault, not mine.
Brake checker: No, it's your fault, because you were following too close.
Tailgater: Let's see what the police says.
Police officer: Tailgater, this is a citation for following too close. Take care of that as soon as possible.
Tailgater: Thank you officer.
Brake checker: I'd better be on my way.
Police officer: No, you're coming with me. You're under arrest for driving recklessly with the intent to cause an accident.
Brake checker: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tailgater: U mad bro?
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When you hang out with your friends on the street and there are no chairs so you sit on the curb. Usually done with a 40oz of malt liquor and/or a blunt.
Guy 1: I just want to sit down, relax, smoke this blunt, and sip this 40.
Guy2: shit, looks like we're curb checkin' it.
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A 'quick-check' is performed when leaving to or from somewhere and it is the check if all your stuff is still where it should be, naming: keys, money, ID, phone and in certain cases, cigarettes and lighters.
Everytime before I leave home I perform the quick-check.
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when one tells some one to do some thing right away and they do it.
brother:take the trash out now
younger bro:fine
friend:yo he dog checked u
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