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A store with ultra-exclusive items that are more expensive than they sound.
He: That rolex is simple and is all-metal
They: So it must be cheap eh?
He: Yeah, only $100k. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
They: So uber-stylish... ugh
After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!
The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.
"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."
A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order
The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are
When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
Anyone who needs AC in their car.
"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."